September 2009
5 posts
I’m still reeling from the @eliroth/ONTD blueberry exchange.
I have not felt like being public for a good while. I’m thinking this is more likely to prolong than cease.
If you ever have around three weeks to kill, read through http://listverse.com
Wishing I were in New York City for Fashion Week.
I have an apalling habit of noticing and pointing out continuity errors. I need to somehow form my persnickety nature into a career.
August 2009
9 posts
I just made the most incredible chocolate chip cookies. They are so good, I would serve them to Alton Brown.
Dear @Twitter, please do not create a ‘people you may know’ section.
Spending my Friday night watching Pinky and the Brain.
Wow, I spend too much time on the Internet. I heard Mark Summers say ‘next, they hit the tumbler’ and mentally replaced it with tumblr.
I remember when I was a kid, a teacher asked us what made life better. Everyone said ice cream. I said Otis Redding. It’s still true.
I get such weird looks when I sing ‘My Life Would Suck Without You’ to my iPhone in public.
There’s something wrong with me. No one in the entire world should have a folder of animated Rumsfeld .gifs sitting on their hard drive.
Copying and pasting other people’s tweets as your own is just bizarre and creepy, right @ifyouseekamy_x?
New Food Network show: What Would Brian Boitano Make? I’m actually kind of excited to see this.
July 2009
26 posts
There are little frozen slushie pieces in my Cherry Coke Zero *squee*
I wonder what kind of person would actually turn down playing Cash Cab, besides obviously deranged.
Jealous beyond articulation of everyone at the San Diego Comic-Con.
I have 119 messages in my inbox that warrant some kind of response. Every time I open my e-mail, I recoil and close it.
I’m sure Tim Burton’s Alice will be visually stunning. I’m just worried he will take liberties with the story, like he did with Charlie.
But I Eat You Anyway →
Overheard in New York
Girl: And sometimes I just don’t like seafood, you know? Guy: Sometimes, I just don’t like you. —67th St & Lexington Overheard by: Liz Alsome | Thumbs up |
Fighting the urge to fix the popped collars on store mannequins.
Which Expains Anglina Jolie →
Overheard in New York
Man #1, in chaise lounge: Men and women have totally different criteria for attractiveness. Man #2, also in chaise lounge: How so? Man #1: A guy can look like a…
Stephen Hawking: Um... →
Overheard in New York
Man #1: This is it, Times Square! Man #2: Oh, so is this where time started? —Times Square Overheard by: Zack Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link ·
fffffuuu UK shipping.
In the middle of watching Cashback, The Lavender Hill Mob and Bridge on the River Kwai.
Really, Arizona? Really? http://twitpic.com/a54jd
*steals @kobinaceous’ cake*
I can’t be the only person who deletes and reposts tweets when there is a spelling or grammatical error, no matter how tiny.
To everyone with rain in their area: what the fuck, share already.
Subway Preacher Tip #403: Know Your Audience. →
Overheard in New York
Jamaican man: The biggest issue of our society is not terrorism but men lusting after women’s butts! If you lust after women’s butts you will burn in hell! Women, do not…
I think Rob Gordon/Fleming is my fictional soulmate.
I May Have to Marry That Man →
Overheard in New York
Young woman to friend: And I was getting so fucking mad at my boss, so I reached into my bag and pulled out the emergency extra strength maxi-pad I always carry, and…
Reading about serial killers and whales (unrelated!) while working on the preliminary stages of an epic mix tape.
I’m basically Robin Scherbatsky, minus journalistic aspirations and teenage Canadian pop stardom.
Blackberry Ice Cream, Part Deux →
The Pioneer Woman Cooks!
When the ice cream maker stops, it’s ready!
Now, if you simply can’t wait, go ahead and serve it up now…”soft serve” style!
Or, if you’re…
Giggling at @shadowbottle and @clint.
Aw, I was hoping it was a real fruit or a new frozen yogurt place.
What exactly is a #moonfruit and why is it a trending topic?
I need new nail polish. Yes really, need. Shallow tweet is shallow.
When I say I’m afraid of something, countering with ‘oh, it’s not scary’ with nothing to back it up is the least helpful thing ever.
June 2009
16 posts
Dancing around in my undewear to The Smiths and thinking it would be a great day to eat otter pops and re-read Amy Hempel’s Reasons to Live.
rats in a hammock →
rats in a hammock
Haru and Natsu →
Haru and Natsu
I was ashamed to admit I like Beyonce’s song Halo, until I realized I only love it when sung by Lea Michele, Amber Riley & Jenna Ushkowitz.
There is no joy that quite compares to fresh notebooks and pens.
Making a list of books that changed my life and/or the way I think in an effort to decide which first or rare editions I want to collect.
Dear iPhone, when I start typing ‘especially’ and pause, it does not mean I’m actually typing ‘rape’.
Holy ONTD Batman.
They go on to speculate, “do people actually believe we weren’t created by God? It’s in the Bible!” Yeah, who believes science? Absurd.
Two girls at the bookstore are utterly astounded that “a whole book” could be written about Atheism.