July 2009
26 posts
There are little frozen slushie pieces in my Cherry Coke Zero *squee*
Jul 30th
I wonder what kind of person would actually turn down playing Cash Cab, besides obviously deranged.
Jul 28th
I have 119 messages in my inbox that warrant some kind of response. Every time I open my e-mail, I recoil and close it.
Jul 24th
Jealous beyond articulation of everyone at the San Diego Comic-Con.
Jul 24th
I’m sure Tim Burton’s Alice will be visually stunning. I’m just worried he will take liberties with the story, like he did with Charlie.
Jul 23rd
But I Eat You Anyway →
Overheard in New York Girl: And sometimes I just don’t like seafood, you know? Guy: Sometimes, I just don’t like you. —67th St & Lexington Overheard by: Liz Alsome | Thumbs up |
Jul 22nd
Fighting the urge to fix the popped collars on store mannequins.
Jul 20th
Which Expains Anglina Jolie →
Overheard in New York Man #1, in chaise lounge: Men and women have totally different criteria for attractiveness. Man #2, also in chaise lounge: How so? Man #1: A guy can look like a…
Jul 20th
Stephen Hawking: Um... →
Overheard in New York Man #1: This is it, Times Square! Man #2: Oh, so is this where time started? —Times Square Overheard by: Zack Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link ·
Jul 19th
fffffuuu UK shipping.
Jul 16th
In the middle of watching Cashback, The Lavender Hill Mob and Bridge on the River Kwai.
Jul 14th
Really, Arizona? Really? http://twitpic.com/a54jd
Jul 12th
*steals @kobinaceous’ cake*
Jul 10th
I can’t be the only person who deletes and reposts tweets when there is a spelling or grammatical error, no matter how tiny.
Jul 9th
To everyone with rain in their area: what the fuck, share already.
Jul 8th
Subway Preacher Tip #403: Know Your Audience. →
Overheard in New York Jamaican man: The biggest issue of our society is not terrorism but men lusting after women’s butts! If you lust after women’s butts you will burn in hell! Women, do not…
Jul 8th
I think Rob Gordon/Fleming is my fictional soulmate.
Jul 7th
I May Have to Marry That Man →
Overheard in New York Young woman to friend: And I was getting so fucking mad at my boss, so I reached into my bag and pulled out the emergency extra strength maxi-pad I always carry, and…
Jul 7th
Reading about serial killers and whales (unrelated!) while working on the preliminary stages of an epic mix tape.
Jul 6th
I’m basically Robin Scherbatsky, minus journalistic aspirations and teenage Canadian pop stardom.
Jul 6th
Blackberry Ice Cream, Part Deux →
The Pioneer Woman Cooks! When the ice cream maker stops, it’s ready!   Now, if you simply can’t wait, go ahead and serve it up now…”soft serve” style!   Or, if you’re…
Jul 6th
Giggling at @shadowbottle and @clint.
Jul 5th
Aw, I was hoping it was a real fruit or a new frozen yogurt place.
Jul 3rd
What exactly is a #moonfruit and why is it a trending topic?
Jul 3rd
I need new nail polish. Yes really, need. Shallow tweet is shallow.
Jul 3rd
When I say I’m afraid of something, countering with ‘oh, it’s not scary’ with nothing to back it up is the least helpful thing ever.
Jul 2nd